Sunday, July 16, 2006

Out of this world

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday (52)!
Happy birthday, dear Zorg,
Happy birthday to you!


  1. Barrister Zorg,

    Whereas we have not actually met and
    whereas I have not chatted with Ms Traveler for about a year
    Whereas it is(was) your birthday

    Therefore I wish you happy somewhat belated birthday in relative anonymity.

  2. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Thank you, sir! I do appreciate the birthday felicitations. Upon this, my 52nd birthday, I have decided to no longer declare myself to be 52 years of age, but instead to add the digits together, becoming 7 years old this year.

    If the result adding the digits together is another 2 digit number (e.g., 55 = 10) then those digits shall be added as well (e.g., 55 = 1). Thus, my physical age will never exceed my mental age.