Sunday, July 16, 2006

Out of this world

Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday (52)!
Happy birthday, dear Zorg,
Happy birthday to you!


  1. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Barrister Zorg,

    Whereas we have not actually met and
    whereas I have not chatted with Ms Traveler for about a year
    Whereas it is(was) your birthday

    Therefore I wish you happy somewhat belated birthday in relative anonymity.

  2. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Thank you, sir! I do appreciate the birthday felicitations. Upon this, my 52nd birthday, I have decided to no longer declare myself to be 52 years of age, but instead to add the digits together, becoming 7 years old this year.

    If the result adding the digits together is another 2 digit number (e.g., 55 = 10) then those digits shall be added as well (e.g., 55 = 1). Thus, my physical age will never exceed my mental age.