The meme is "Soundtrack of your life." (Ganked from Voile et Vapeur but customized for iTunes) Here's how it works:
1. Open your iTunes Library
2. From the Control menu, select Shuffle
3. Press Play
4. For the first question, type name of the song that's playing. Add some lyrics if you want.
5. When you go to the next question, press the Next button in iTunes (and so on)
6. Don't skip any songs and try to pretend you're cool...
Here goes my soundtrack:
Opening Credits: "Riot in Cell Block No. 9" by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
"There's a riot going on!"
Waking Up: "It's Obdacious" by Greg Piccolo, from the swing dance collection Roll Up the Rug Volume 2
First Day At School: "Collide" from a jazz EP by Malcolm Burn and Rachel Yamagata
Falling In Love: "Young Love on the Dance Floor" from I Got New Shoes by the Albion Dance Band
"There's always someone trying to cut in..."
Breaking Up: "What About Me?" by Richie Havens
"My world is slowly falling down..."
Prom: "From Hank to Hendrix" by Neil Young
Hmmm, well, I didn't go to the prom. We had an anti-prom and I think it ended up with us taking hot cocoa to the Quakers who maintained an anti-war sit-in in front of the Nixon White House.
Life is Good: "Walk on By" (the Robert Gordon version)
Mental Breakdown: "For No One" a Lennon/McCartney song, but this version is by Bruce Lang
"The day breaks, your mind aches..."
Driving: "2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten" from Car Wheels on a Gravel Road by Lucinda Williams
As David Levine observed, "obviously iTunes is telepathic."
Flashback: "Take It Away, Leon" by Leon McAuliffe & His Western Swing Band
Flashback? This one definitely predates me.
Getting Back Together: "Let's See How Far You Get" by BR5-49
Not particularly optimistic.
Wedding: "Let Me In" from Takin' My Time by Bonnie Raitt
Hmmm. Did we have a wedding song? The processional was "Dodi Li"; the reception was all Zydeco.
Paying the Dues: "I'm a Long Gone Daddy" from Timeless by Hank Williams III
The Night Before The War: "Kaulana Kawaihae" from Facing Future by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
A very sweet sounding song, but I don't understand Hawaiian.
Final Battle: "Blue Suede Shoes" by Carl Perkins
Hmmm. Maybe my fight scene was a pie fight?
Moment of Triumph: "Lights of Cheyenne" by James McMurtry & the Heartless Bastards
"Out on the horizon, the broken stars fall..."
Death Scene: "What's Going Ahn" from Radio City by Big Star
Funeral Song: "The Newz Reel" by Charles Sawtelle
Very lively tune. Must be an Irish funeral....
End Credits: "Raisins and Almonds (Rozhinkes Mit Mandelen" from Tradition by Itzhak Perlman
Wow, how European.
(And, did I ever luck out. After I'd completed the meme, the next song on the shuffle was Tom Lehrer's "Smut." That would have been hard to explain...)